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You aren't hallucinating, nor have you succeeded in your quest to find the green fairy.
This is our take on that wormwood-flavored drink - Absinthe, our coolest green metallic.
Note: For the most vibrant results, please use Absinthe over a similarly colored basecoat, such as green. Absinthe may also be used over other basecoats such as white or black for different effects.
